Rishu 's way of seeing the world!! - Part 1

* I am telling him to perform well for his coloring competition in school.
I : Bunnu,achese colour karna schoolme.
Rishu : Kyu mumma?
I : Fir first aaonge
Rishu : To?
I : Fir ma'am prize degi
Rishu : Mujhe prize nahi chahiye.
I : Speechless

I was wondering why I never asked this question?We were just told to come first in everything,but why we need to come first that was never told.

* My cook always keep smiling.So one day after finishing work,she was going back home.As usual she told my Rishu bye with a giggle and went.
Rishu : Laxmi aunty ek min ruko.
Cook : Kya hua Bunnu?
Rishu : Laxmi aunty main jab Bye bolta hu tab tum hsati kyu ho?
Cook: Speechless

I have my doubt whether my cook will ever giggle for no reason.

* Rishu : Mumma tumko dadhi kyu nahi hai?Papa ko to dadhi hai :)
   I         : Bunnu,girls ko dadhi nahi rahti hai.
   Rishu : Kyu mumma?
   I         : God ne aise hi banaya hai.
   Rishu : umm...thinking what to ask next ;-)

Next day,told the same thing to my neighbour,he asked him
   Neighbour : Tumko bhi to dadhi nahi hai na
   Rishu :         Are,main to chota ladka hu na!!
   Neighbour : Started laughing

* While playing with his helicopter toy .....
  Rishu : Mumma, Plane me helicopter jaise fan kyu nahi rahta hai?
  I         : explained him the concept of flying

* While taking bath .......
  Rishu : Mumma, Pani neeche kyu jata hai?Upar kyu nahi jata hai?
   I        : Need to explain him gravitational force now..phew.. :)